Hello There! But Windows XP and EA Games

Obi-Wan XPnobi (Obi-Wan Kenobi) sacrifices his high ground for an advantageous duel between himself and General EAus (General Grievous), a notorious cyborg who created the Zombie Army (Droid Army) and the Bejeweled Army (umm... what were those robots that were preparing to shoot Obi-Wan before the Droid Army were going to shoot too?). General EAus is also protected by two Sims Icon guards (uh, what is the equivalent in Star Wars?). Obi-Wan XPnobi also has an army of Safari Clones (Clones) to help out his side while in battle. Will Obi-Wan XPnobi defeat General EAus or will the duel end in a draw? BONUS VIDEO (1:33): Windows XP is having a bath in his special computer-safe bathtub when suddenly Windows 8 comes up and hits his head with a chair. Ouch. Made in PowerPoint. Captions created in Photoshop. Videoed together in iMovie.