Let's Play Diablo NES Bootleg Part 15 — This is just a flail covered in goo

It&Diablo! ... for the original Nintendo. Oh Shenzhen Nanjing, is there no franchise you won&rip off to downport to an 8-bit system? I certainly hope not! This is translated live using Google Translate on Android, which supports optical character recognition and live translation. The poor translation is due to imperfect OCR and imperfect automated translation, but is also probably due to an incomprehensible story in the first place. Native readers of 中文 are free to play along!