Tom Waits: The Piano Has Been Drinking -1977

☆ ★☆ ★☆ ★☆ ★☆ ★☆ ★☆ ★☆ ★☆ Tom Waits The Piano Has Been Drinking Lyrics The piano has been drinking My necktie is asleep And the combo went back to New York The jukebox has to take a leak And the carpet needs a haircut And the spotlight looks like a prison break Cause the telephone&out of cigarettes And the balcony&on the make And the piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking... And the menus are all freezing And the lightman&blind in one eye And he can&see out of the other And the piano-tuner&got a hearing aid And he showed up with his mother And the piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking Cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler Cream puff casper milk toast And the owner is a mental midget With the I.Q. of a fencepost Cause the piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking... And you can&find your waitress With a Geiger counter And she hates you and your friends And you just can&get served Without her And the box-office is drooling And the bar stools are on fire And the newspapers were fooling And the ash-trays have retired The piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me