Level 70 Diablo III Monk in 5 minutes 26 seconds

Alternate title: "How to save a few minutes by spending countless hours". A completely pointless exercise spending time and effort earning enough Gem of Ease to make a full Patterns of Justice set usable by a level 1 Monk. Using Custerian Wristguards and Boon of the Hoarder, a vault run brought the monk up to level 55. Followed by a not-cow-level run earning the 400-kill, 4X experience multiplier to elevate the monk to level 70. Again, there&no rational reason to do this, but I did.