Dumb Ways to Die - Official Karaoke Edition

Thanks everyone for watching Dumb Ways to Die! Here's a karaoke version so you can sing along - or make up your own words if you're feeling creative. Have fun! (And be safe around trains.) Cheers, Metro Full lyrics: Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue «I wonder what's this red button do?» Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to di-ie-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie So many dumb So many dumb ways...