I’m Losing Weight! Body Dysmorphia Anthem – Weird AI Pop-Folk About Food & Fears

Music and performance: SUNO AI neural network (v3.5). Lyrics: Old Hound. Visualization: neural networks Shedevrum, KlingAI. [Verse 1] The beach? I’ve sworn to stay away. The gym won’t see me—no way. I cringe just changing clothes. You’ll see— New rule: I’m starving gloriously! [Bridge 1] Each dawn I hug my scale and pray, Swap coffee for a water tray. My stomach sings a bird’s aria… Day four of starvation aria! [Chorus 1] My shrink, old Lazare Kovelman, Shot straight: "Your brain’s in self-scam mode— That ‘ugly’ ghost? Dysmorphia!" (Thanks, doc. So reassuring.) When mirrors make my lunch reverse And side profiles feel like a curse, Science whispers, cold and terse: "Just… stop ingesting." [Verse 2] My cat now glares like I’m the foe, My kid won’t learn his ABCs—oh well. Let chaos reign! My answer’s clear: "I’m shrinking, dear!" [Bridge 2] My hubby’s mistress called to say: "Let’s feast like hogs—my treat! Thursday!" I text back fast, "Not on your life— I’m waging war On carbs and strife!"