Crumpkin's Pumpkins' Pumpkin Song

And now, back to our regularly-scheduled programming... *** «HAPPY HALLOWEEN from The Patch!» THANK YOU to all our Good Fiends out there, for singing along with our sinister song for many a Halloween now...!» (And, um, word has reached us that some out there are joining the chorus year-round, which is of course rather concerning... heh...) Be sure to visit «Crumpkin's Pumpkin Patch» for a Fun FREE POSTER TRIO at The Patch's 'Gift Shop' (watch your fingers!) -- Keep making these little ghoulish-gourds sound-off, and maybe we can get «The Crumpkin's Pumpkins' Halloween Special» off the ground, er, Patch, by Halloween 2024! «POWER-To-The-PUMPKINS...!» ;)= Fresh Victims often ask, «What Is «The Crumpkin's Pumpkins' Pumpkin Song» -- ?» The answer being that it's a vicious visit to a perilously poisonous pumpkin patch, where «Crumpkin's Pumpkins» carve-up chumpkins every Halloween! They like to sing a little song -- it's really something rare -- just the sort of lullaby you hear in your nightmares...!