The Chocobo Song WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss

What if Final Fantasy&Chocobo theme... had lyrics? (With apologies to anyone who&even slightly Irish) ------------------ LYRICS: Drink to the proud and noble Chocobo The only friend I know Gets me where I need to go Let&have a pint to this majestic beast I&ride &west and east Until I&quite deceased Why ride a horse when you can ride Big Bird? They&smart and they&and friendly and they only know one word (KWEH.) Love and affection, boyo that&the key they mean the world to me, and damn their meat is tasty! Raise twenty glasses to my feathered belle I think she likes her cell It&frankly hard to tell I treat her goodly even when she snores It&hard to do her chores With all the saddle sores She&like a butler but she gets no pay So please don&tell PETA or the ASPCA I keep her addicted to the gysahl greens That&why she cooks and cleans, my wing-ed little crack fiend (Dance break) Whether they&black, white, yellow, big or small, Let&drink to Chocobos, &bloody hell I love &all!