Kyle Broflovski is a Lonely Jew On Christmas - SOUTH PARK

The boys won&let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he&Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" S01 #SouthParkS01 EXT. PLAYGROUND - DAY The kids all run outside, where big, beautiful flakes of snow are falling from the sky. STAN WOW! Christmas snow! WENDY Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue, it’s fun! VINCE GUARLDI piano MUSIC kicks in as all the kids catch snowflakes. A flake lands on Stan’s tongue. A flake lands on Cartman’s tongue. Kenny points his head up, but just then a bird flies by and shits in Kenny’s mouth. KENNY PLMPH!!! STAN OH SICK, DUDE!! Kyle sticks out his tongue, but- CARTMAN Hey! What the hell are you doing?! Jewish people can’t eat Christmas snow! KYLE We can too! STAN No, I think it’s against the law, dude. KYLE OFFICER BARBRADY!! Barbrady is standing in an intersection, directing traffic. BARBRADY What? KYLE IS IT ILLEGAL FOR JEWS TO EAT CHRISTMAS SNOW?! BARBRADY Yes. Kyle stares down at the ground, pouting. KYLE DAMMIT!...