Wet Boebert (Wet Leg - Chaise Longue - Song Parody)

Lauren Boebert (R/Insurrectionist) is one of the most caustic, right-wing representatives currently in the House. Her background is a bit... interesting, so I&poking a little fun at her, to the tune of one of my favorite new bands: Wet Leg, with their Grammy-winning song "Chaise Longue". Notes: As far as I can tell it’s not true that it took three tries for the GED; rather she took a four course review before taking the test. Lyrics: Lauren Boebert, how did she Ever get elected with no high school degree All her friends say she is crazy She took three tries to pass the G.E.D. No high school degree No high school degree No high school degree She took three tries to pass the G.E.D. Are you going bowling? Would you like us to assign someone to look after your husband? Excuse me (what?) Excuse me (what?) Hey you, over there Talking to that guy In the Speaker’s chair What are you doing in the House You should be watching over your spouse He’s flashing his dong, flashing his dong, flashing his dong, All day long, flashing his dong Is your weapon loaded? Would you like us to assign someone to reload your weapon? Excuse me (what?) Excuse me (what?) Hey you, when they stormed the House Was it you who sent out the Speaker’s whereabouts? Because we got a jail cell where you can reside It’s where Epstein did not commit suicide Because that’s Where you belong Where you belong Where you belong All day long Where you belong